Archive - The Weakley Report

The Cult Of Labubu & More Is More

Hit the dopamine, I'm a fully paid member of the More Is More Club, but even for me, the world might have gone a bit bonkers

25 mins ago •

Danielle Weakley

The Lost Art Of Getting Lost

You'll find me at the intersection of technology and nostalgia this week, somewhere between The Goonies and SXSW London

Jun 13 •

Danielle Weakley

May 2025

Is It A Facial Or Is It A Facelift?

In the spirit of When Harry Met Sally, ‘I’ll have what she is having’...

May 30 •

Danielle Weakley

We're Hot But Not In A Flirty Way

That's according to Eros, who is mine - and The Internet's - newest hero

May 16 •

Danielle Weakley

April 2025

Look What Made It Out Of The Group Chat

Space. Space made it out of the group chat. Sorry about the spoiler.

Apr 18 •

Danielle Weakley

March 2025

Are Gen X The Original Influencers?

If you are Gen X, you already know the answer. Our pervasive influence of pop culture is everywhere and no one likes us as much as we love ourselves!

Mar 14 •

Danielle Weakley

February 2025

From Brooke Shields To Bridget Jones

Should we be issued a mid-life blueprint to getting older? If so, I think it's up to Brooke Shields and Bridget Jones to pass me the handbook...

Feb 28 •

Danielle Weakley

Is This The Year Of The Tie?

Forget men are from Mars and women fromVenus, in 2025 men are all-pastel and women are tie-toting. Here for it, btw, which one are you?

Feb 14 •

Danielle Weakley

January 2025

December 2024

To The Hellos + Goodbyes Of 2024

A Not Thinking (Wo)Man’s Retrospective of festive 2024 observations, wholly unscarred by actual global politics and breaking news...

Dec 27, 2024 •

Danielle Weakley

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