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Almost Spring And It Was All Yellow Too
The world might have turned orange overnight thanks to Taylor Swift, but I am still yellow until further notice
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While You Were Sleeping
From Pammy and Liam to Kim Kardash and Anthony Hopkins, it's been a big week for pop culture
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Long Live Euro Summer
School's back, work calendars revived, Orlando Bloom's gone home and even Dua Lipa is packing away her bikinis
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Definitely Maybe, The 90s Were The Biz
Every generation romanticises the decade in which they grew up - and that, for me, was the 90s...
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The Cult Of Labubu & More Is More
Hit the dopamine, I'm a fully paid member of the More Is More Club, but even for me, the world might have gone a bit bonkers
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The Lost Art Of Getting Lost
You'll find me at the intersection of technology and nostalgia this week, somewhere between The Goonies and SXSW London
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Is It A Facial Or Is It A Facelift?
In the spirit of When Harry Met Sally, ‘I’ll have what she is having’...
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We're Hot But Not In A Flirty Way
That's according to Eros, who is mine - and The Internet's - newest hero
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Look What Made It Out Of The Group Chat
Space. Space made it out of the group chat. Sorry about the spoiler.
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Are Gen X The Original Influencers?
If you are Gen X, you already know the answer. Our pervasive influence of pop culture is everywhere and no one likes us as much as we love ourselves!
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From Brooke Shields To Bridget Jones
Should we be issued a mid-life blueprint to getting older? If so, I think it's up to Brooke Shields and Bridget Jones to pass me the handbook...
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Is This The Year Of The Tie?
Forget men are from Mars and women fromVenus, in 2025 men are all-pastel and women are tie-toting. Here for it, btw, which one are you?
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Word Of The Year? Yawn.
Yawning for the concept of Word of the Year, not as a guiding principle for 2025. Just to be clear. Read on for Actual Word Of The Year...
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Living In A Delulu-sional World
I am as delulu as the next girl, but things – as they say in the classics - have got out of hand. And its only January
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